I’ve really, really, really wanted to start a blog for the past few months but never got around to it.  I love writing in a journal, but this shit is like a diary on steroids (without the hand cramps from writing) — and I get to add pictures!  It’s awesome!  

August 30th I am getting married to the love of my life, Ms. Susan.  We are flying to California, because Texas won’t let us marry here (legally).  Even though our marriage won’t ‘count’ in Texas, we still want that license to know that we have the same rights as everyone else somewhere.  We want to be able to look back when we’re grey and old and all of this bull shit is over, and show our kids that we were a part of history.   

I bought my dress from a bridal shop on E-bay this morning.  I got a $2500.00 dress for fucking $134.50!  That shit is crazy.  Some fucker tried to steal my dress away at the last minute, and I had to blast them away like the fucktards they are because that is my fucking dress!  Step off, fucker!  This is the dress:    

This shit was made for me.  I am so into old Hollywood glamour, it’s not even funny.  The chick in the picture’s got the Veronica Lake thing going on (after the government kindly asked her to remove her hair away from her face/eye http://www.things-and-other-stuff.com/movies/profiles/veronica-lake.html).  I love the Veronica, but  I was also considering Greta Garbo/Marilyn Monroe-ish hair. 

That’s it for now!        

Old School Slang of the Day:  Sike!