Addicted

Hi, my name is Brianne. B r i a n n e.  I am 24, and I’m addicted to Neopets.  Is that the saddest thing you’ve ever heard or what? 

So if you were wondering what happened to me – you can thank briannethegreat up there.  I know the day will come when I get lazy about it, and I’ll come back and she’ll weigh 3 pounds because I forgot to feed her for 3 years.  Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so fucking cute (Penny, not me.) Did I mistake my bra for two grapefruits that day?  WTF 

yummy yummy for my tummy

 

Merry Christmas! (Not Safe for Work Version)

You’re welcome. 

 

psychosematic

I’m minding my own business, walking to lunch, when some crazy old man targets me in the crowd and asks me if I want a candy bar.  

“No thank you!”

“But it has peanuts.” 

Can’t make this shit up.

 

Locs of Love

Oh shit, I almost forgot to tell you guys!  Sue is going to let me do her hair this weekend.  When your wife trusts her precious locs to the hands of a white girl, you know the recession is hitting everyone pretty hard.  I am very nervous.  If I mess up, it’s not like I can turn my phone off and pretend I died.  She also tells me every other day that she is “never cutting her locs off”.  That may change after this weekend.    

She is addicted to this Carol’s Daughter stuff.  I’m not sure who Carol is, but I know her daughter is making a killing off of these beauty products.  We are going to a lesbian Christmas party on Saturday, so she wanted her hair to be fresh.  I am having anxiety over what to wear, so I’m gonna try some outfits on, and you can vote on which one I should wear.

 

Drag Queens and $1.00 COCKtails

 If you live in Houston, you should definitely check out Anita Bump’s on Friday and Saturday.  It’s the old gay bookstore that Anita Bump (a popular drag queen in the area) turned into a bar and grill. 

Blurry pic, but the queens were performing in the middle of the bar.  Anita Bump did the running man in a mini skirt and stilletos.  I’ll try to get a vid of it tonight. 

$1.00 cocktail time didn’t start until 11:00, so we played this game to keep us busy.  The bartenders were kinda meh, but how do you complain when the cocktails are $1.00?  Since I’m pretty sure they use bottom of the barrel liquor, we stuck to pineapple juice and rum.  It’s hard to fuck up rum.  (I think.) 

We met a lot of interesting people here.  One chick gave me a free bottle of Kenneth Cole Black for no reason. 

Lips

I have no idea wtf was going on with my face right ‘chere, but the reason for this pic is to introduce you to ChaCha.  Note to self:  never smile AGAIN.

 

Dayum

So I’m working my ass off today, when I get this email:

 

Love u

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

I turn into a 13 year old boy everytime she comes home.  It’s obnoxious.