I’m minding my own business, walking to lunch, when some crazy old man targets me in the crowd and asks me if I want a candy bar.
“No thank you!”
“But it has peanuts.”
Can’t make this shit up.
December 12, 2008
psychosematic
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December 12, 2008
Drag Queens and $1.00 COCKtails
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If you live in Houston, you should definitely check out Anita Bump’s on Friday and Saturday. It’s the old gay bookstore that Anita Bump (a popular drag queen in the area) turned into a bar and grill.
Blurry pic, but the queens were performing in the middle of the bar. Anita Bump did the running man in a mini skirt and stilletos. I’ll try to get a vid of it tonight.
$1.00 cocktail time didn’t start until 11:00, so we played this game to keep us busy. The bartenders were kinda meh, but how do you complain when the cocktails are $1.00? Since I’m pretty sure they use bottom of the barrel liquor, we stuck to pineapple juice and rum. It’s hard to fuck up rum. (I think.)
We met a lot of interesting people here. One chick gave me a free bottle of Kenneth Cole Black for no reason.
Lips
I have no idea wtf was going on with my face right ‘chere, but the reason for this pic is to introduce you to ChaCha. Note to self: never smile AGAIN.
December 11, 2008
Dayum
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So I’m working my ass off today, when I get this email:
Love u
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
I turn into a 13 year old boy everytime she comes home. It’s obnoxious.
December 10, 2008
OMG
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It’s snowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing! Can you believe it? I’ve seen snow a total of two times my whole entire life. Once in Colorado, and it wasn’t the act of snowing, just snow on the ground. Once in Minnesota, but I was drunk so it doesn’t count. But it’s snowing here! I’m soooo excited. I made Sue Sue take a pic for me.
Awww, look at LiLi.
No, that’s not dandruff. It’s snow! (more…)
December 10, 2008
Cheez-its. The other white meat.
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Has anyone tried Cheez-its lately? Is it me, or do they taste like meat? I got a pork rind-y flavor from them. I’m not sure if it’s natural, and it scares me a little. It scared me so much that I ate the whole bag.
Maybe this is why my Cheez-its taste funny.
December 10, 2008
Do you know what today is?
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It’s ‘A Day Without a Gay’ Day, where all of the gays and lesbians unite and call in “gay” to work. Well, it’s actually ‘A Day Without a Gay Except For The Asshole Named Brianne Who Went To Work Anyway’ Day. Does this mean I’m not worthy to fly my rainbow flag and wear matching outfits with my lesbian lover anymore?
